Total Medals Earned: 462 (From 84 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,000 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/30 points)
Come 1st place on Big Brown Bary's Death Chase
Come 1st place on Alien Hominid's FBI Shootout
Come 1st place on Dad's Chainsaw Carnage
Medals Earned: 8/12 (210/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Medals Earned: 7/18 (130/275 points)
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Kill 12 hippos!
Crush 100 shells!
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Destroy 75 rafts!
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 500 fishes!
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill 35 running birds!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Crush 10 giant trees!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/315 points)
completed 10 levels
30 stars collected
20 levels completed
60 stars collected
80 stars collected
all levels completed
all stars collected... Game Completed!!!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/120 points)
You met Her.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/285 points)
Finish the game somehow!
Poop yourself 20 times or less!
Poop yourself 10 times or less!
Dont poop yourself! *Dont expect to unlock this medal! *
Poop yourself 5 times or less!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/205 points)
Find and reclaim the big graveyard
Kill 100 zombies
Win the game on any difficulty
Lose the game
Find all five endings (cumulative)
Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
Win the game on Impossible difficulty
Medals Earned: 10/12 (315/440 points)
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/150 points)
Send all three souls back to hell.
Upset Luke by not getting all three souls.
Kill all 15 locust in the game.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (150/250 points)
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.